Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Yes, Laugh or Groan Your Way Out!

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This time of year, a time for love, sharing and giving, can seem like anything but that for many people. They feel overwhelmed and even depressed.
It makes it even more important to watch what we say to ourselves, to look for anything that we are grateful for and find humour in our lives.

Thankfully, I have some friends who know I love puns, metaphors and humour that shows how words can have several meanings.
Here is one that I have seen before, that recently came back, yet still makes me smile.

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Does the thought of Chemistry or Physics conversion
From the imperial to metric system, drive you nuts?

If they do, here are some other useful conversions to help you out.

The Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup equals
Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash equals
1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement
equals 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God
1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour
Knot-furlong

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone
1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine
1 semicolon

1000 aches and pains
1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis
1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes
A straight line

1 million bicycles
2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds
two kilomockingbirds

10 cards
1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs
1 Fig Newton

10 rations
1 decoration

100 rations
1 C-ration

2 monograms
1 diagram

8 nickels
4 paradigms


**** You’ll smile at these Christmas gifts as well! ****

Remember to give your self a gift of the holiday with the 12 days of Christmas.

My gift to you comes out on December the 11
with the Sixth day of Christmas Six geese a laying.
Be sure to grab your golden egg.

There are many gifts to choose from. Anywhere from how to think like the wealthy, self-improvement, e-books, courses, marketing tools and software.
You can choose as many or few as you desire.
This way, it can be truly what you want and what can help you the most.

And remember these are gifts! Some of which I can't believe they're giving away. I don't know how Mark convinced them all to do this, but don't let this pass you by. Head over right now, right now, and see all the
great gifts at...

12 Days of Christmas


All the Best!
Maria Boomhower
The Master Communicator
"Command Attention & Confidence"
Communication Mastery
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